I created this back when I was working on my engineering degree. One would think I would kill at Scrabble, but no, I used a computer to come up with these ten anagrams (rearrangements) of the phrase "Electrical Engineer". They are shown in boldface in this little story.
An electrical engineer is an
electric green alien. They are typically
driven individuals that derive most of their energy from an
energetic cell in ear.
Engineers have many skills, including the ability to build a real electric engine out of such odd materials as a green electric line and the bodily fluids of a lean, green, citric eel.
As generally caring persons, they feel a great responsibility for the health of their friends. Alfred. P. Dewey, blaming himself for the death of his colleague, laments: "I let cancer reign Lee". Their concern with health likely comes from their own propensity for rare ailments. They are typically afflicted with energetic renal lice, though numerous studies have shown that a warm bowl of nice lit green cereal can alleviate, and sometimes cure, the condition.
Retired electrical engineers can look forward to many rewarding activities and many go on to rent green icicle ale or become an eager lenient cleric in their later years.